The Chant of Savant

Saturday 17 November 2012

Hebu sikiliza na kusoma hotuba za mabingwa


“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir,
horrible ministers and members of parliament,
invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen.
I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir;
and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda
who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:
And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows:
so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go
back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London
I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so
that we can also revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and
walk with difficult because of full stomach completely.
Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that
you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have
made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call
on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much
to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished
ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem
of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem…Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms
of all the people of Uganda .
With this few words I thank you Sir.

3 comments:

Jaribu said...

I am averse to speaking ill of ladies, even ones who are married to dunderheads such as this one. Suffice to say she did no worse than her husband. In fact, after I finished the video, I clicked on the video of her husband being interviewed by CNN. It was painful to watch. "Al Goa", (Al Gore), my foot!

Anonymous said...

Na hiyo hotuba ya kijinga Idd Amin hakutowa ni kasumba mulolishwa na wazungu na baba yenu nyerere jinga tpye

Jaribu said...

Hamna cha kasumba yoyote, Idd Amin alikuwa pumbavu. Unategemea nini kwa mtu aliyekuwa na elimu ya darasa la nne?