I
was invited to Nairobi aka Nairobbery just recently to participate in
the just concluded peaceful demos aimed at stopping greedy Member of
Mjengo from increasing their yum-yum. Under what’s known as
over-the-top-greed-reloaded, Kenyan patriots wanted to show the MPs how
Mpigs they've become. The first bird gets the worm. I, thus, didn't waste any time. How could I take a back seat and wait to be told while
such avarice needed patriotism- reloaded action? Needless to say, who
knows? When my own hishimiwas become as greedy as pigs or next to it?
Methinks shall this happen, my Kenyans allies will reciprocate by
joining me to call ‘em Mpigs.
There
are some realities one needs to ponder on. Why’d the so-called
representatives of the people become the representatives of their
tummies in the first place? Why’d they turn a hunk into shamba la bibi
like Danganyika aka Bongolalaland? Instead of letting the Mpigs make modifications on their ploy, we wanted to force the make mortification in their ulaji.
Thirdly, why’d Mpigs go to Mjengo and deliberate on issues that the voters didn’t send them to?
Four, why’d Mpigs feel neither pity nor shame just like pigs?
If
anything, the answers to these questions are what we called Mpigs in
lieu of MPs. Metaphorically, even organically; this is a strong message
to all self-seekers in public services all over the globe.
The
second contentious issue’s why Mpigs should use their power to make
laws that favour them instead of their boss namely voters?
After
musing on all those important questions, among others, I found myself
traveling to Kenya to help other boozers to teach those Mpigs a lesson. I
was under what psychologists call impunity rage. This is the situation
that causes rage to those affected by impunity just like Road rage to
drivers.
Having
a non-forgery PhD in Mass Mobilization and Human Behaviour Analysis, I
was the most welcome force on the occasion. Again, those who think I
went to blow somebody ass out of the water got it wrong. I went there to
save humanity from the hands of greedy Mpigs. Mine’s to make an
experiment to see how pigs behave when they become MPs even for a second
as it happened in Nairobbery. True, pigs are cool and non-hypocritical
when it comes to shamelessly display their greed. That day we dispatched
our pigs and piglet at Kenya’s Mjengo, they started displaying their
rapacity right away. The difference from MPigs is that Pigs know no
sanaa or pretense and ballyhoos.
You know what. I’m
the one who coined the name Mpigs. Whether this is true or not, pretend
that truth has many meanings and characteristics. Those who studied
ethos, logos and pathos know what this is. Truth, just like any concept,
is polysemic by nature. Your truth is not necessarily my truth. There
are many truths and this is my truth.
Against
all odds, after arriving in Nairobbery, I advised Bunge la Mwananchi to
bring me some piglets, sows or gilts that we’d use symbolically to
depict the MPs by showing them the logic of calling them Mpigs. As I
said above, logos constituted with pathos were at work.
Why
piglets and gilts? We wanted to show how guilty of greed Mpigs are just
like pigs are. We agreed that if Mpigs’ cupidity goes on we’ll bring
hyenas, fox, rats and caterpillars next time to symbolize greed a great
deal more. Essentially, we wanted to show how dirty and shameless Mpigs
are. Those who know pigs well will agree with me that they don’t have
the word pity in their small brains. So too, pigs eat without stopping
even if they’ve had their fill. They
eat and poop wherever they are just like insects. The difference from
Pigs and Mpigs is that Mpigs use both hand and legs to eat without even
washing them. Pigs have big heads but small brains. Also, pigs don’t
care about other as far as
eating’s concerned.
Those
fyatus in Kenya were saying that many fat Mpigs should be convicted and
the evidence that they are greedy must be their tummies resulting from
swindling public trust and property. In a nutshell, pigs and Mpigs are
among nasty beasts one can have.
Aren’t
the folks who sleep in mjengo Mpigs? What of those dudes who steal
money and stash in offshore banks such as Jersey Island, Island of Man
you name it? What of the Mpigs who go to mjengo just to solicit sitting
aka makalio allowances? How about those who abuse others like Mr. F**k
you aka Sheukamba, Lushinde, Khatibuu and others who turn mjengo into
kijiwe as some form four failures once wrote in their final exam?
Guess
what. We discovered that parliaments are full of wrong people. Right
people are in the streets. Jails are full of wrong people and wrong
people are free in our streets and offices robbing us. Who’d believe
that we’d be beaten for telling the truth? Why shooting a messenger? By
beating us they’re beating the voters we represented. Like many African
hunks, Kenya’s such a notorious police force that can be abusively used
by politicos to humiliate innocent earthlings.
Segway,
soon I’ll invite my Kenyan sons and daughters of guns to help me take
on Anna Makidamakida who’s wantonly turned our mjengo into a piggery.
Coming
next week’s a special message to Sheikh Jake Kikwete on his take on
religious chaos which he said are caused by foreigners while they
actually are caused by our home-grown pampered terrorists and some
members of his outfit lead by Mwiguu Nchemba.
So long,
Source: Thisday May 27, 2013
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