The Chant of Savant

Monday 19 August 2013

Thanks Mwakiembe for naming no names


   
Jokes aside, when Movement Minister, Dr Harris Mwakiembe told the whole world that he’d name names connected with drug pushing, I wrote on my blog: How dare you Mwaki to attempt to do what failed your boss, prezo Jake Kiquette? I went ahead: I’m pretty sure the guy will name no names. Thubutu wakumtoe roho kama hujitaki. I added. I didn't expect a dog to chew the bone that a hyena is always afraid to gnash.
 My point of reference’s the way you feared to disclose those who actually was behind Richmonduli. Do you remember what you said sir? You said that for the sake of your party, there’s other crucial information you concealed. And indeed, after concealing such vital and damning information, you’re awarded the ulaji you’re now using to fool us once again!
Those used to usanii, braggadocios and ballyhoos weren't shocked when you came up with the names of dagaas as you once again concealed the names of sharks. If anything, this has been your way of doing things--- populist showoffs. Again, how long are you going to take boozers for a ride sir?
Methinks boozers are used to your bugaboos and monkey business. This has been the way of doing stuff almost for the whole cabinet.  Your back off reminded me that of Prof Ana Tiba Ijuka Kajuamlo who put mkwara on the building along India Street after its sister building killed boozers due to being constructed below standard. Given that this is Bongolalaland that’s been turned into shamba la bibi; any liar can come with all sorts of lies and get away with it. Why should criminals worry, if at all, Mkuu has always protected them?
Do you remember what happened when Kawa-dog J4 defecated on the ministry of knowledge? Boozer egged him to kick the heck out of there to no avail. He told them to their faces that he’d not relinquish power.  And, indeed’ he did stay put. And nothing happened to him. He’s still messing even more.
Those who know how connected drug barons are knew right away that what you’re doing was but fooling boozers to see how they’d react. Again, do you remember how in 2006 your boss told the whole world that he’d the lists of drug barons, thugs, corrupt officials and whatnot?  Seven years down the line he’s kept on playing ping pong and hoo-ha and nothing viable has ever come out of his outburst. Again, this is Bongolalaland where all brains are asleep.
If I were you, I’d have kept mum in lieu of dressing myself down. Now that you've proved beyond reasonable doubts that you are afraid of drug barons. What next? Indeed you’re a fearless fighter who can withstand all humiliation. Will you change the course of events and start dining with the mateja? Yeah. I’d strongly advise you to start fighting drugs by using the new method. Just dine and wine addicts and tell the world that you abhor drugs.
Dear good Doc, now you’re a full minister. When you tossed Richmonduli, you and Mr. Sam Six were awarded ulaji for crucifying the hoi polloi for your personal gains. What, then, will you be awarded this time for coming out and proving that you aren't afraid of concealing drug networks and drug barons? Do you think those dagaa you mentioned are going to convince boozers that you’re seriously taking on drugs? When you discovered that those small fish you fried helped drug barons to get their way through, why didn't you go ahead to squeeze them to name names of those who tipped them so as to let those two carrier girls get a green light? If I were you, I‘d have squeezed those guys to tell me who bought the way for the two girls that were apprehended in South Africa. I surely know. Those two poor earthlings are but couriers. The real owners of the drug they’re transporting are in Dar preparing yet other consignments to be sneaked out of the hunk. Something inside of me tells me that drug barons are known. You know them. Even birds know them. The problem is: You don’t want to take on them due to the fact that they’re heavyweights.
To help you, if you seriously aim at taking on drug barons especially the real ones, please, tell your boss to start ordering people to declare their wealth and the way they acquired it. Do you think he’ll consent to this if he himself refused to declare his? Another nugget of wisdom, if our hunk goes on revering money and lying to the public, things are going to become even worse in the future. How come that a pauper goes to bed poor so as to wake up richer and no eyebrows are raised?
To make my point even simpler and clearer, drug barons are people you can’t expect.  They live in mansions and castles without proving how they attained such status. They’re driving expensive toys everywhere and nobody cares! Who cares if they can buy their freedom to do their business? Si mseme kuwa kaya imewashinda instead of sanaa?
Dear good Doc,

I know you’re busy nabbing drug peddlers while ignoring drug barons. What you’re doing is fine save that you’re targeting and using small fish while going to bed with sharks. If not, tell me why you‘re unable to fulfill your promise of naming names of drug kingpins? Again, thanks. No thank s for not touching the untouchables.
Source: Thisday Aug., 19, 2013.

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